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This kind of stuff drives me crazy. There are plenty of more serious things to worry about.
For example: The KFC chicken conspiracy.
After the Bay of Pigs debacle the CIA put together a plan to assassinate Fidel Castro. This plan involved both CIA operatives and members of organized crime. What transpired boggles the mind.
It was well known that Castro had an affinity for both cigars and for fried chicken. The CIA saw this as an opportunity to hit Castro where he was most vulnerable. So, with the help of Philip “Chicken Man” Testa the CIA set up a program to venomize the common chicken and to make it attracted to cigar smoke. This was done at an isolated farm in upstate New York. The venomous chickens were then dropped by glider into Castro’s compound in Havana.
The CIA did not take into account the fact that chickens cannot fly and most of them died upon impact. The few remaining injured birds were captured by the Cuban communists. They were then smuggled back into the United States and tossed over the fence of the White House where they stalked and killed JFK (who also loved to smoke cigars). Unfortunately, some of these chickens escaped into the wild and began interbreeding with the native chicken population.
The CIA would not have been able to survive the resulting scandal so the only way to mitigate the risk was to frame Lee Harvey Oswald and replace the biological chicken population with synthetic chickens. This synthetic chicken development was done at a place called Area 51. This project is known as the Kennedy Fiasco Cover-up (KFC).
It was a huge effort to replace the biological chicken population with synthetic chickens and the only organization up to the task was, of course, the Teamsters (under the management of one James Hoffa). The task was accomplished without being noticed because NASA distracted everyone with the fake moon landing.
The trail went cold when everyone associated with the project died under mysterious circumstances.
Just sayin'.
FWIW the only nation that now has biological chickens is North Korea.
For example: The KFC chicken conspiracy.
After the Bay of Pigs debacle the CIA put together a plan to assassinate Fidel Castro. This plan involved both CIA operatives and members of organized crime. What transpired boggles the mind.
It was well known that Castro had an affinity for both cigars and for fried chicken. The CIA saw this as an opportunity to hit Castro where he was most vulnerable. So, with the help of Philip “Chicken Man” Testa the CIA set up a program to venomize the common chicken and to make it attracted to cigar smoke. This was done at an isolated farm in upstate New York. The venomous chickens were then dropped by glider into Castro’s compound in Havana.
The CIA did not take into account the fact that chickens cannot fly and most of them died upon impact. The few remaining injured birds were captured by the Cuban communists. They were then smuggled back into the United States and tossed over the fence of the White House where they stalked and killed JFK (who also loved to smoke cigars). Unfortunately, some of these chickens escaped into the wild and began interbreeding with the native chicken population.
The CIA would not have been able to survive the resulting scandal so the only way to mitigate the risk was to frame Lee Harvey Oswald and replace the biological chicken population with synthetic chickens. This synthetic chicken development was done at a place called Area 51. This project is known as the Kennedy Fiasco Cover-up (KFC).
It was a huge effort to replace the biological chicken population with synthetic chickens and the only organization up to the task was, of course, the Teamsters (under the management of one James Hoffa). The task was accomplished without being noticed because NASA distracted everyone with the fake moon landing.
The trail went cold when everyone associated with the project died under mysterious circumstances.
Just sayin'.
FWIW the only nation that now has biological chickens is North Korea.
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To the moderator/admin here: why not merge everything into one thread?
